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Please share this could save some lives. Coronavirus Survival Tips: A ) Hoard. Hoard everything you can forgetting about people especially single moms who cannot afford to buy 7 months worth of diapers for their kids. F them. Long after this pandemic is gone and they have missed countless nights of sleep and searched countless shelves putting themselves at risk your little baby Ashton will have plenty of diapers. B ) Just kill your neighbors now. You may have to eat them later so if you live in cold parts bury them in the snow out of reach of animals if not store them in the fridge in your garage. White people generally have an extra fridge in the garage. C ) Paint your face mask. Wearing a regular face mask is passé already. Stencil Louis Vuitton logos on them if you work in marketing for rehabs in the California or South Florida treatment industry. D ) DO NOT SHARE ANYTHING. I of course don’t mean cups or drinking out of your friends straw by all means DO THAT. What I mean is do not share vital supplies such as baby formula, cold medicines and the all valuable toilet paper. This flu may mean you are quarantined for the next 11 to 456 months and you will need those things. F people, do you. E ) Cry in public and say things out loud like “I can’t believe life as we know it is over” or “we are all going to die”. This will quell fears in nearby children and relieve stress. F ) Do not make eye contact with homeless people or offer them help in anyway. Look they’re used to being treated like shit, why make an effort to help them now? If you do make the foolish decision of trying to help them make sure you film it, talk about it as much as possible and post pictures and or videos on Facebook. Please don’t help them though. G ) Lastly, understand and accept that 88% of the human population is going to die because of this. Smoke crack, have unprotected sex with strangers, take a piss in the kitchen sink and boof some research chemicals. It’s the end of the world. F- it.
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